Oh Sh*t

August 17th, 2009

The warning signs were there. The red face. The faraway-yet-focused look in her eyes.

But my mind didn’t read them fast enough. And by the time the words were out of my mouth, they were descriptive as well as expletive.

OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No parenting book in the world can prepare you for the experience of trying to scoop the poop out of your daughter’s bath water.

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