Birth Control

November 30th, 2012

To heck with “abstinence only” education. ¬†If sex ed classes informed young women that, should they become pregnant, they will occasionally¬†pee when they sneeze, the unwed birth rate in this country would plummet.

That is all.

2 responses to “Birth Control”

  1. Jaclyn B. says:

    Are you kidding??? That is the least of their worries….what’s a little pee? How about the possibility of having TWO or THREE babies instead of one? Or inform them of what actually happens during the actual birth (gives the word RIP a completely new context). Pooping on the table? Bleeding for weeks afterword? Sorry to be blunt, but if we actually TALKED about these things to teen girls, no one would have sex again EVER. THAT is all. :)

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